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1. Who was the Principal?
2. Who was the head Librarian?
3. Who was the Football Coach?
4. How Many in our Graduating Class?
5. What was the Senior Prom Theme?
6. What was the Play our senior year?
7. Sr. Student Council Officers
8. Senior Committee Chairman?
9. Senior Representatives?
10.Senior Keystone Members?
11.Class Day Speakers?
12.Graduation Speakers
13.Most Likely to Succeed?
14.Mr. Belmont?
15.Miss Belmont?
16.Majorette Captian?
17.The Cutest Couple?
18.Class Clown?
19.Muscleman?
20.Best Dancers?
21.Best Athlete?
22.Best Speaker?
23.Handsomest?
24.Prettiest?
25.Best Musicians?
26.Prom King?
27.Prom Queen?
28.Prom Court
29.Attendants to the Court?
30.Turn About Dance King?
31.Turn About Dance Court?
32.Homecoming Queen?
33.Senior Homecoming Court?
34.Senior Cheerleaders ?
35.Senior Belle-ettes?
36.Senior Belle-ettes Captain
37.Senior Belle-ette Lieutenants
38.Senior Belle-ette Squad Leaders
Other Stuff
19 THINGS THAT IT
TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2.
If
you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not
achieved, and never will achieve,
its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5.
And
when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to
deliver a message to
humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad
hairstyle.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8.
When
trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives
a solution and is
willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10.Never lick a steak knife.
11.Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12.The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
13.You
will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we
observe daylight savings
time.
14.You
should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think
she's pregnant unless
you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15.There
comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal
about your birthday.
That time is age eleven.
16.The
one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion,
economic status or
ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are
above-average drivers.
17.The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
18.A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
19.Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.